After 9 months of absence, we now proudly give birth to another episode Bad Rapport. You’re welcome for that visual. The first segment of the show was recorded when Luke was visiting Carrie’s house in Chicago last December, which means that segment is chock full of interruptions from the outspoken (and recently puppeted) Alexann. This also led to the creation of a new mini-segment surely to return in future episodes called “Luke And Alexann Do A Bit”. The rest of the episode was recorded recently over Zoom, in which Luke & Carrie review the hilarious, filthy, and quite popular R-Rated Satanic musical animated series “Hazbin Hotel”, whose first season can be seen on Amazon Prime. And before the show concludes with the reading of listener comments, Luke did a “What’s Luke Plugging Now?” segment that was so long, he decided to manually speed up the sound file to 1.5x just to spare you all an additional 10 minutes of hearing him ramble and yawn through his interminable list of promotional messages. Yikes.

Episode length: 2:21:34

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This is not a regular episode of Bad Rapport, this is a commercial for MarsCon 2024 and this year’s Comedy Music Track Fund Raiser MP3 album, which you can purchase at MarsCon Comedy dot com at the ‘Shop’ page. It’s only $30 for this nearly 4-hour long MP3 collection of comedy music concert tracks recorded live at MarsCon 2023!

Songs played:

• Quaxly – Il Neige
• I Have Never Seen A Turtle Get Down – TV’s Kyle, featuring the great Luke Ski
• Never Gonna Wear Pants Again – Insane Ian
• Pansexual Pantheist – Nuclear Bubble Wrap
• The Harry Potter Bathroom Saga – Steve Goodie
• I Am A Cat – Robbie Ellis
• Rogue – the great Luke Ski, featuring Bonnie Gordon
• Four Letters (The ADHD Song) – Bonnie Gordon
• He Won’t Do Down – Holy Bongwater
• I Don’t Know What Christmas Is (But Christmas Time Is Here) – Dave Stagner, featuring Justin Hartley & the great Luke Ski
• The Duck Song – MeowMeme, featuring Carrie Dahlby, the great Luke Ski, & Mike Hazelman
• Where (T)It’s At (Can I Get A Boob Job?) – Bonnie Gordon
• Fish Heads – The MarsCon 2023 Comedy Music Track Performers

Episode length: 39:51

It’s also worth pointing out that you can also buy previous year’s live concert MP3 collections, each nearly 4-hours long, dating all the way back to 2007, for just $30 each. Or, you can get ALL 18 COLLECTIONS, which is over 66 hours of live comedy music, for just $200 (only 40% of the regular cost)! For that, visit the ‘Past Fundraisers’ page of MarsCon Comedy .com.

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The first two 15-minute segments of this episode were recorded in June 2023 when Carrie and Alexann were visiting Luke in Burbank, and features them and the Bad Rapport debut of Luke’s new roommate, Santana Maynard! The next 5 segments after that were recorded in July 2023, and featured Carrie talking about travel woes, Luke talking about getting high on the 4th of July, and we both review “Peacemaker” Season 1 and the first 7 episodes of the anime “Komi Can’t Communicate”. At that point (months before the SAG/AFTRA strike, which we both support), I was supposed to have finished editing and posting the episode. Well, real life got in the way as it always does, which kept me from editing the episode for 3 months until after FuMPFeST 2023 ended.
Carrie pointed out that we were closing in on October 25th, 2023, which is the 20th Anniversary of the day Carrie and I met. Ten years ago we did a whole huge special episode recapping the first ten years of our friendship (Episode #93). So we figured it made sense for us to record a couple more segments having an unprepared (my fault) conversation about some of the highlights of what she and I have been doing together and separately over the past 10 years to commemorate two decades Carrie interrupting Luke and Luke belching on the mic to annoy Carrie. So that’s what we did. You’re welcome, I guess?

Also, there hasn’t been a Bad Rapport podcast posted in the month of October since 2019, so I have been saving up some HALLOWEEN BANGERS for you all to rock out to! The comedy and music tracks for this episode are by The Ghost And Molly McGee, the great Luke Ski, Peter Hollens, Whitney Avalon, The Muppets, MC Lars, Schaffer the Darklord, Josh Gad, Alex Brightman, mc chris, Adventure Time, Rob Paravonian, The Cuphead Show, Skunk Barf, Art Paul Schlosser, brentalfloss, Mighty Magiswords, Insane Ian, TV’s Kyle, Eminem, WandaVision, Wig Wam, Peacemaker, Freeced featuring Awkward Marina, Mega Ran, Devo Spice, Jeff Whitmire, Carrie Dahlby, Chris Mezzolesta, Green Jelly, Posehn, and Trevor Strong.

What do you get when you put it all together?… You get Episode #143 of “Luke & Carrie’s Bad Rapport”, featuring an AMAZING commissioned piece of art by FuMP superfan CHUCK! Please follow her on social media, @vv3spa on Instagram and Twitter, her commission prices are pinned to the top of her feed! Speaking of ‘feed’… “CHICKEN!”

Episode length: 4:04:04 (4-4-4: Two-Thirds of the Beast!)

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Jinkies! It’s “The Case of the Missing Podcast!” Legend says that ‘Luke & Carrie’s Bad Rapport’ mysteriously disappeared 20 MONTHS AGO, never to be heard from since! Investigators from Coolsville to New Zealand have all tried to deduce its whereabouts. Can you? Here’s a clue: hit play on your internet enabled audio listening software of your choice and listen!

In this episode, we review the “What We Do In The Shadows” spin-off TV series “Wellington Paranormal”, we indulge Alexann by playing “The Scooby Doo Talking Game” which is a verbal RPG done as an episode of Scooby Doo and lasts just as long (complete with commercial breaks), and then we have an April Fools Day interview with Steven Colbert who sounds suspiciously like a scrappy 11 year old girl. 

This episode features comedy tracks by Bonnie Gordon, Encanto, Sweats and Spinners, Insane Ian, TV’s Kyle, the great Luke Ski, Erika Haynes, Tenacious D, The Super Mario Bros. Movie, Jack Black, Animaniacs, Epic Rap Battles Of History, Eric Bauza, Bo Burnham, Nathan Evans, Worm Quartet, Richard Cheese, The Boobles, Carrie Dahlby, Aaliyah Rose, She-ra and the Princesses of Power, AJ Michalka, MeowMeme, & the Gothsicles.

In the first Bad Rapport episode back in 2009 we established our motto, “Shoot for tolerable”. I’d like to take a moment to point out that us actually achieving “tolerable” has never, ever been a guarantee. So good luck listener, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Episode length: 2:54:17

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This is not a regular episode of Bad Rapport, this is a commercial for MarsCon 2023 and this year’s Comedy Music Track Fund Raiser MP3 album, which you can purchase at MarsCon Comedy dot com at the ‘Shop’ page. It’s only $30 for this nearly 4-hour long MP3 collection of comedy music concert tracks recorded live at Virtual MarsCon 2021!

Songs played:

• I Can Sufficiently Rock You Now – Power Salad
• Kang – Insane Ian
• It’s Daylight Savings Time – Steve Goodie
• Florida Man – Ross Childs
• Cat Named Flo – TV’s Kyle, featuring Insane Ian and the great Luke Ski
• I Like Borko – TV’s Kyle, featuring Lindzilla
• The Penis Game – Bad Beth and Beyond
• Toys – the great Luke Ski
• Doctor Fauci – Carrie Dahlby
• Freakazoid! – TV’s Kyle, featuring Lindzilla
• I’m Lookin’ Out For Me – the great Luke Ski

Episode length: 32:51

It’s also worth pointing out that you can also buy previous year’s live concert MP3 collections, each nearly 4-hours long, dating all the way back to 2007, for just $30 each. Or, you can get ALL 17 COLLECTIONS, which is over 62 hours of live comedy music, for just $200 (only 42% of the regular cost)! For that, visit the ‘Past Fundraisers’ page of MarsCon Comedy .com.

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This is not a regular episode of Bad Rapport, this is a commercial for MarsCon 2022 and this year’s Comedy Music Track Fund Raiser MP3 album, which you can purchase at MarsCon Comedy dot com at the ‘Shop’ page. It’s only $30 for this nearly 4-hour long MP3 collection of comedy music concert tracks recorded live at Virtual MarsCon 2021!

Songs played:

• Party Tonight – Amy Engelhardt
• Mandalorian – Devo Spice
• Pac-Man Is 40 And So Should You – Worm Quartet
• Magikarp Splash – Il Neige
• Funkyplanet – TV’s Kyle, featuring Lindzilla
• Pandering To Nerds – Robbie Ellis
• Pandering To Nerds (Reprise) – Robbie Ellis
• Squirrel Party – Throwing Toasters
• The Internet – Tom Smith
• Armour Hot Dogs – TV’s Kyle, featuring Lindzilla
• Seagulls (Stop It Now) – the great Luke Ski

Episode length: 33:46

It’s also worth pointing out that you can also buy previous year’s live concert MP3 collections, each nearly 4-hours long, dating all the way back to 2007, for just $30 each. Or, you can get ALL 16 COLLECTIONS, which is over 59 hours of live comedy music, for just $200 (only 44% the regular cost)! For that, visit the ‘Past Fundraisers’ page of MarsCon Comedy .com.

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In the past nearly-4-months since our last episode, the country got safe enough for people to travel again, so this episode has segments recorded when Luke visited Carrie and Alexann in June, when Carrie and Alexann visited Luke in July, when Carrie visited Luke again in August, and Carrie joined Luke online via Zoom for the “What’s Luke Plugging Now?” segment, which because of that ended up being 45 minutes long. It’s the first time “What’s Luke Plugging Now?” was so long that I felt the need to put a song break in the middle of it.

Things discussed in this episode include:
– Alexann’s epic Animal Crossing prank she played on Luke
– Carrie giving Luke the “Colbert Questionnaire”
– Luke’s dream coming true of playing Transformers with Alexann
– Interactions with kittens, lizards, and groundhogs, but no peacocks or parrots
– And MC Bat Commander vs. the Drunken Cowboy at the Orange County Fair!

This episode features comedy & music tracks by Adam Sandler, Insane Ian, Richard Cheese, TV’s Kyle, Tony Goldmark, Art Paul Schlosser, Worm Quartet, Adventure Time, Rachel Bloom (Crazy Ex-Girlfriend), the great Luke Ski, The Lonely Island, The Aquabats!, Mr.B The Gentleman Rhymer, Murs featuring Humpty Hump & Shock G, Puffy AmiYumi, Teen Titans Go!, Knuckleheadz, Mighty Magiswords, Steven Universe, and Flight Of The Conchords.

Length 4:37:02

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After 7 months away, Luke & Carrie’s Bad Rapport has returned, is fully vaccinated, and is hugging you awkwardly for much longer than you’re comfortable with. In this episode Carrie talks about her new favorite show “A Late Show with Stephen Colbert”, and her new hobby of Geocashing. Luke also talks about things but frankly I can’t remember what they were. Also the “What’s Luke Plugging Now?” segment lasts about 18 minutes, so there’s that.

This episode is jam packed with comedy & music tracks by Professor Elemental & Mister Frisbee, Lin-Manuel Miranda & Emily Blunt, Mega Ran, The Aquabats, Adam Sandler, Knuckleheadz, TV’s Kyle, Epic Rap Battles of History, Bad Lip Reading, Devo Spice, The Lonely Island featuring Natalie Portman, Tony Goldmark, Dan Bull, brentalfloss, Starbomb, Worm Quartet, Sarah Silverman & Gal Gadot, Stephen Colbert, Schaffer The Darklord / The Department of Darkness, Jake Dewar, Whitney Avalon, Art Paul Schlosser, Flat 29, Power Salad, Steven Universe cast, Richard Cheese, Michael William Hunter, MC Lars, Robbie Ellis, Ninja Sex Party, & Insane Ian.

Length: 3:19:31

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This is not a regular episode of Bad Rapport, this is a commercial for MarsCon 2021 and this year’s Comedy Music Track Fund Raiser MP3 album, which you can purchase at MarsCon Comedy dot com at the ‘Shop’ page. It’s only $30 for this nearly 4-hour long MP3 collection of comedy music concert tracks recorded live at MarsCon 2020!

Songs played:

• Letterkenny – Mikey Mason
• Grouchy Smurf Mumble Rap – Devo Spice
• This Meeting Is Bullshit – Marc With a C
• Hey Marvel – Michael William Hunter
• Be Like Bulbasaur – Il Neige
• Do You Want A Pizza This? – TV’s Kyle, featuring Lindzilla
• Small Round Yoda – the great Luke Ski
• Yet Another Song Explaining Cold Weather Doesn’t Disprove Climate Change – Lauren Mayer
• Baby Shark – Alexann Rasey
• The Song That Goes Like This – Carrie Dahlby, featuring the great Luke Ski
• You’re Welcome, MarsCon! – the great Luke Ski

Episode length: 33:54

It’s also worth pointing out that you can also buy previous year’s live concert MP3 collections, each nearly 4-hours long, dating all the way back to 2007, for just $30 each. Or, you can get ALL 15 COLLECTIONS, which is over 55 hours of live comedy music, for just $200 (only 38% the regular cost)! For that, visit the ‘Past Fundraisers’ page of MarsCon Comedy .com.

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It’s been 6 months and 9 days since our last episode, which is 127 years in ‘2020’ time. Everything is horrible and sucks and the world is coming to an end. So is posting a new episode of Bad Rapport going to make things better or worse? Let’s find out, shall we?

The episode starts with a surprise appearance from Jace McClain of Nuclear Bubble Wrap and Needlejuice records, because when I went to share the Zoom link with Carrie, I accidentally clicked on Jace’s FB messenger icon and didn’t notice. Following that, Luke talks about his commission work, and Carrie talks about her Mom’s move into her, Josh, & Alexann’s house in the Chicago area, which also included Sasha, the wonderful doggo who is seen in the podcast’s image. Later on, we do a review of the awesome and hilarious new animated sci-fi show “Star Trek: Lower Decks”.

This episode features comedy & music tracks by Bob E. Kelly, Devo Spice, Insane Ian, the great Luke Ski, Marc With a C, Richard Cheese, Seana Huizenga, Public Enemy, Epic Rap Battles of History, Brak, Misha D., The Aquabats, Worm Quartet, Steven Universe, Scooter Picnic, Brentalfloss, Robbie Ellis, Patton Oswalt and the “Crazy Ex-Girlfriend” Cast, Mighty Magiswords, Schäffer the Darklord, Matt Griffo, Radioactive Chicken Heads, and Coco.

We got some more comedy songs for the Covid-19 Quarantine, for the 2020 Election, and 2 sets at the end of the show for Halloween, so get your laugh on and party like there’s no tomorrow, because there probably isn’t. But just in case there is, VOTE like the lives of everyone you love depends on it.

Length: 2:30:11

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