Episode #134 – The Backlog Of Life

It’s been seven and a half months since we’ve posted a full proper episode of “Bad Rapport”! So are we going to talk about everything we’ve done since then? No! We’re going to talk about Alex & Carrie’s first trip out to California to see “The Aquabats!”, and Carrie’s second trip out to California to see “The Aquabats!”! Also, we do an instant review of “Star Wars: The Last Jedi”, Carrie talks about her 40th Birthday, our respective Christmas visits with our families, and we have surprise brief interview with “Blasted Bill” Putt of the “Pod Of Destiny” podcast recorded at ConFusion in Michigan. But mainly it’s Carrie talking about the Aquabats. If there isn’t already a show called “The AquaCast!” then this is it, at least for this episode.

Our comedy and music tracks are provided by Suicidal Tendencies, Power Salad, The Meatmen, Dr. Demento, Brak, The Aquabats!, The Misfits, Adam West, The Dead Milkmen, GOGO13, Osaka Popstar, Joan Jett, Carrie Dahlby, the great Luke Ski, Rachel Bloom, Eminem, Ookla The Mok, and Garfunkel & Oates.

Note: the “What’s Luke Plugging Now?” segment was put in the middle of the episode because it made the most sense editing-wise. This episode is brought to you by Roscoe’s Chicken And Waffles. Or at least, we wish it was. Enjoy!

Episode length: 4:04:06

Episode #133.5 – MarsCon 2018 Dementia Track Fund Raiser Preview












This is not a regular episode of Bad Rapport, this is a commercial for MarsCon 2018 and this year’s Dementia Track Fund Raiser MP3 album, which you can purchase at MarsCon Dementia dot com.

Songs played:

  • Unicorns Get More Bacon – Marc With A C
  • Just For You – Devo Spice
  • This Groove Is Too Dope For Us – Scooter Picnic
  • Purple Pete – TV’s Kyle
  • Candybars – the great Luke Ski
  • All About That Space – The Library Bards
  • The MarsCon Life For Me – Judy Tenuta
  • The Pope Song – Judy Tenuta
  • TV’s Kyle and Lindzilla Renew Their Vows – Judy Tenuta
  • Time Warp – The MarsCon 2017 RHPS Cast
  • You’re An Old Lady (Who Used To Be Hot) – the great Luke Ski & friends

Episode length: 36:29

Episode #133 – Christmas Is Awesome!

LCBR133Life has been so crazy for Luke and Carrie the past 2 months, that they don’t even have the time to talk about it right now. So after a brief intro, we get right into playing some holiday comedy music tracks by Neil Patrick HarrisTV’s Kyle, featuring the great Luke Ski and John BerryMr.B The Gentleman RhymerThe Library Bards, The Toy DollsMC LarsGarfunkel & OatesSchaffer The Darklord with BB HeartDevo SpicePaul & Stormand The Aquabats! Coming soon: the MarsCon 2018 Dementia Track Fund Raiser Free Preview episode!

Episode Length: 45:39

Episode #132 – Birdhead

LCBR132Happy Halloween! In this episode we talk about our Halloween costumes for this year, including this amazing Iago hat made by Lindsay Smith! We also dive into the amazing crazy musical world of The Aquabats! They’re Carrie and Alex’s new favorite band, and Luke went to see them in concert. Carrie also does a brief report on OVFF and Alex’s Alexa shenannigans, and Luke talks about the stuff he’s been up to per usual. And hey, this episode is only 1 hour and 43 minutes, our shortest episode in a very long time! That leaves you more time for trick or treating! Cool!

This episode’s comedy & music tracks are by The Aquabats!, Devo Spice, TV’s Kyle, MC Cool Whip featuring Schaffer The Darklord, Professor Elemental, Tom Smith, Paul & Storm, & Scooter Picnic. And I’m only now realizing I forgot to do the “What’s at the FuMP?” segment during plug time, so, uh, go see what’s at the FuMP yourself at www.TheFuMP.com!

Episode length: 1:43:36

Episode #131 – Breaking Doornail

LCBR131In this episode we recap FuMPFeST 2017, including playing the demo versions of 5 of Luke Ski’s new “Dumb Parody Ideas” interstitial tracks, as well as an audio clip of a woman named after a lumber fastener in the midst of a hysterical fit (see attached pic).

Then Luke and Carrie take turns recapping some highlights of other stuff they’ve been up to in 2017 besides MarsCon, the Rasey’s L.A. Visit, and FuMPFeST.

We even actually get around to reviewing a piece of media, the movie “The Big Sick” starring Kumail Nanjiani.

This episode’s comedy & music tracks are by Worm QuartetbrentalflossEpic Rap Battles Of HistoryGame Grumps & Master Sword and Em-One2d6 featuring Detox The Kidthe great Luke SkiScooter PicnicInsane IanRichard CheeseKobi LaCroixThe SockapellasOokla The MokMST3KSchaffer The DarklordHenry RollinsMegathrusterHow I Met Your Mother“Weird Al” YankovicGarfunkel And OatesThe Four PostmenWhimsical Will, & Tenacious D.

We also read your comments, so if you’d like a comment of yours read in the next episode, please leave one here, won’t you? We’re one more newbie commenter away from having a confirmed number of at least one full third of 100 listeners! (You do the math.)

Episode length: 4:01:58

Episode #130 – The Chicken Game

LCBR130Just what is “The Chicken Game” you ask? Why, it’s the new game invented by Alex Rasey which will soon be sweeping the nation! To learn the complex rules of this intricate and nuanced game, you’ll have to listen to this Bad Rapport episode in which Carrie and I recap the Rasey family’s visit to California over Memorial Day weekend! From Newport Beach, home of the most treacherous sidewalks west of the Mississippi, to Disneyland, to Santa Monica Pier, we recap it all just for the 32 of you! We also read your comments, and Luke does the longest “What’s Luke Plugging Now?” segment in recent history.

This episode’s comedy & music tracks are by The Book Of MormonDevo SpiceTV’s KyleKlopfenpop featuring MC 117 & Milk-Plus & DiabeatsDa YoopersEpic Rap Battles Of Historythe great Luke Ski featuring Bonnie Gordon & Carrie DahlbyThe Axis Of AwesomeBart MorganSamusD-Metal StarsPower Salad, & The Lonely Island.

So in conclusion, goat.

Episode length: 3:02:38


Episode #129 – MarsCon 2017 Wrap-Up

LCBR129The title pretty much says it all. It’s time for our yearly look back at all the stuff that went down almost 2 months ago at MarsCon 2017. Overall, it was an amazing, great, fun time, and I could type more, but why should I because you’re going to listen to us talk about it anyway so I’ll stop.

This episode’s comedy & music tracks are by Mystery Science Theater 3000, Art Paul Schlosser, Richard Cheese, Devo Spice, Cirque du So What?, The Lonely Island featuring Michael Bolton, the great Luke Ski, Charlotte’s Web, Scooter Picnic featuring Lindsay Smith, The Side QuestJemaine Clement, Tony Goldmark, Mikey Mason, “Weird Al” Yankovic, TV’s Kyle, Epic Rap Battles Of History, T.J. Miller, Kobi LaCroix, GLaDOSNuclear Bubble Wrap, and MC117 featuring Klopfenpop.

Tune in next time when Luke and Carrie will talk about non-MarsCon things. But until then, enjoy our annual wrap-up!

Episode length: 3:22:05

Episode #128 – Fish, Shame, and Cheetos

LCBR128Three months have gone by since the last full episode has posted, the timing of which means that (besides promotional episode #127.5), we went completely through MarsCon season with out me posting an episode. In fact, Carrie and I finished recording all the segments of this episode 7 weeks ago (before MarsCon 2017), and I am only now getting around to editing and posting it for you all.  I apologize for the delay, but hopefully this is an indication of how busy I’ve been lately between creating the MarsCon Dementia Track and my day job making the best cartoon show ever “Mighty MagiSwords”.

In this episode we recap our 2016-to-2017 holiday season experiences, Luke’s visits to the Midwest and Carrie’s visit to the hospital. We also went to the Volo Auto Museum where we got a picture with a replica of “Greased Lightning” because “Grease Wars”. Speaking of fast cars, Luke is very excited that there’s a new arcade game in the “Cruis’n” franshise.

This episode’s comedy & music tracks are by The FuMP, The Gregory Brothers, “The Lego Batman Movie”, Insane Ian, “The Flash” & “Supergirl”, Tony Goldmark, the great Luke Ski, “Tangled”, “Moana”, “Beauty And The Beast”, StarF, Devo Spice, Da Vinci’s Notebook, The Library Bards, and Power Salad.

Tune in next time for our MarsCon 2017 recap, which will hopefully post sometime before FuMPFeST 2017. 🙂

Episode length: 3:24:44

Episode #127.5 – MarsCon 2017 Dementia Track Fund Raiser Preview












This is not a regular episode of Bad Rapport, this is a commercial for MarsCon 2017 and this year’s Dementia Track Fund Raiser MP3 album, which you can purchase at MarsCon Dementia dot com.

Songs played:
* I Ain’t Fundin’ That Shit Katie Goodman
* Dinky McDiddlyboots
Devo Spice
* Boo! (I’m A Ghost!)
Schaffer The Darklord
* Phil Took My Dolphin Away
TV’s Kyle
* There’s No Link Between All Of This (And Cheese)
TV’s Kyle
* I’m Vambre Warrior
the great Luke Ski, featuring Carrie Dahlby
* Kylo (Lionel Richie version)
Insane Ian
* Smell My Nipple, Win A Prize
Devo Spice
* Second Week Of Deer Camp
the great Luke Ski, featuring the FuMP

Episode length: 32:27

Episode #127 – Punchin’ In The Zeroes And Ones

LCBR127Luke and Carrie have returned to make podcasting great again. Will we succeed? Probably not in a bigly way, but here’s an unpresidented new episode anyways. With the 2016 being the metaphorical dumpster fire it has been, Luke decided to fight the suckitude by making a list of all the positive things that have happened to him this year, and here he covers the past 2 months worth of it. Carrie also tells us of her last 2 months, including Alex’s new fascination with classic rock, and in particular a certain song by “Journey”.

Our comedy music tracks for this episode, the back half of which are Christmas tunes, are by Epic Rap Battles Of HistoryJohnny AlohaHenry PhillipsStephen LynchThe Library BardsMighty MagiSwordsPrincess Rap Battle (Whitney Avalon)the great Luke SkiWorm QuartetMike PhirmanSteve Goodie, Flat 29The Gothsicles featuring Tara DuhanbrentalflossPaul & StormTV’s KyleThe Royal GuardsmenCrazy Ex-Girlfriend (Rachel Bloom), SNL featuring Kenan Thompson, Chance The Rapper, DMC, and Leslie Jones, and Stephen Colbert & Elvis Costello.

We also read your latest comments, and our listener count goes up to 29! If you’d like to be assigned a Listener Number to make our count go even higher, leave a comment here, or call 916-LUKE-SKI and leave a comment there. Now go forth and enjoy your holiday season any way you want it.

Episode length: 2:42:48