In this episode we recap FuMPFeST 2017, including playing the demo versions of 5 of Luke Ski’s new “Dumb Parody Ideas” interstitial tracks, as well as an audio clip of a woman named after a lumber fastener in the midst of a hysterical fit (see attached pic).

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Just what is “The Chicken Game” you ask? Why, it’s the new game invented by Alex Rasey which will soon be sweeping the nation! To learn the complex rules of this intricate and nuanced game, you’ll have to listen to this Bad Rapport episode in which Carrie and I recap the Rasey family’s visit to California over Memorial Day weekend! From Newport Beach, home of the most treacherous sidewalks west of the Mississippi, to Disneyland, to Santa Monica Pier, we recap it all just for the 32 of you! We also read your comments, and Luke does the longest “What’s Luke Plugging Now?” segment in recent history.

This episode’s comedy & music tracks are by The Book Of Mormon, Devo Spice, TV’s Kyle, Klopfenpop featuring MC 117 & Milk-Plus & Diabeats, Da Yoopers, Epic Rap Battles Of History, the great Luke Ski featuring Bonnie Gordon & Carrie Dahlby, The Axis Of Awesome, Bart Morgan, Samus, D-Metal Stars, Power Salad, & The Lonely Island.

So in conclusion, goat.

Episode length: 3:02:38

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The title pretty much says it all. It’s time for our yearly look back at all the stuff that went down almost 2 months ago at MarsCon 2017. Overall, it was an amazing, great, fun time, and I could type more, but why should I because you’re going to listen to us talk about it anyway so I’ll stop.

This episode’s comedy & music tracks are by Mystery Science Theater 3000, Art Paul Schlosser, Richard Cheese, Devo Spice, Cirque du So What?, The Lonely Island featuring Michael Bolton, the great Luke Ski, Charlotte’s Web, Scooter Picnic featuring Lindsay Smith, The Side Quest, Jemaine Clement, Tony Goldmark, Mikey Mason, “Weird Al” Yankovic, TV’s Kyle, Epic Rap Battles Of History, T.J. Miller, Kobi LaCroix, GLaDOS, Nuclear Bubble Wrap, and MC117 featuring Klopfenpop.

Tune in next time when Luke and Carrie will talk about non-MarsCon things. But until then, enjoy our annual wrap-up!

Episode length: 3:22:05

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Three months have gone by since the last full episode has posted, the timing of which means that (besides promotional episode #127.5), we went completely through MarsCon season with out me posting an episode. In fact, Carrie and I finished recording all the segments of this episode 7 weeks ago (before MarsCon 2017), and I am only now getting around to editing and posting it for you all.  I apologize for the delay, but hopefully this is an indication of how busy I’ve been lately between creating the MarsCon Dementia Track and my day job making the best cartoon show ever “Mighty MagiSwords”.

In this episode we recap our 2016-to-2017 holiday season experiences, Luke’s visits to the Midwest and Carrie’s visit to the hospital. We also went to the Volo Auto Museum where we got a picture with a replica of “Greased Lightning” because “Grease Wars”. Speaking of fast cars, Luke is very excited that there’s a new arcade game in the “Cruis’n” franshise.

This episode’s comedy & music tracks are by The FuMP, The Gregory Brothers, “The Lego Batman Movie”, Insane Ian, “The Flash” & “Supergirl”, Tony Goldmark, the great Luke Ski, “Tangled”, “Moana”, “Beauty And The Beast”, StarF, Devo Spice, Da Vinci’s Notebook, The Library Bards, and Power Salad.

Tune in next time for our MarsCon 2017 recap, which will hopefully post sometime before FuMPFeST 2017. 🙂

Episode length: 3:24:44

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This is not a regular episode of Bad Rapport, this is a commercial for MarsCon 2017 and this year’s Dementia Track Fund Raiser MP3 album, which you can purchase at MarsCon Dementia dot com.

Songs played:
* I Ain’t Fundin’ That Shit – Katie Goodman
* Dinky McDiddlyboots – Devo Spice
* Boo! (I’m A Ghost!) – Schaffer The Darklord
* Phil Took My Dolphin Away – TV’s Kyle
* There’s No Link Between All Of This (And Cheese) – TV’s Kyle
* I’m Vambre Warrior – the great Luke Ski, featuring Carrie Dahlby
* Kylo (Lionel Richie version) – Insane Ian
* Smell My Nipple, Win A Prize – Devo Spice
* Second Week Of Deer Camp – the great Luke Ski, featuring the FuMP

Episode length: 32:27

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Luke and Carrie have returned to make podcasting great again. Will we succeed? Probably not in a bigly way, but here’s an unpresidented new episode anyways. With the 2016 being the metaphorical dumpster fire it has been, Luke decided to fight the suckitude by making a list of all the positive things that have happened to him this year, and here he covers the past 2 months worth of it. Carrie also tells us of her last 2 months, including Alex’s new fascination with classic rock, and in particular a certain song by “Journey”.

Our comedy music tracks for this episode, the back half of which are Christmas tunes, are by Epic Rap Battles Of History, Johnny Aloha, Henry Phillips, Stephen Lynch, The Library Bards, Mighty MagiSwords, Princess Rap Battle (Whitney Avalon), the great Luke Ski, Worm Quartet, Mike Phirman, Steve Goodie, Flat 29, The Gothsicles featuring Tara Duhan, brentalfloss, Paul & Storm, TV’s Kyle, The Royal Guardsmen, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (Rachel Bloom), SNL featuring Kenan Thompson, Chance The Rapper, DMC, and Leslie Jones, and Stephen Colbert & Elvis Costello.

We also read your latest comments, and our listener count goes up to 29! If you’d like to be assigned a Listener Number to make our count go even higher, leave a comment here, or call 916-LUKE-SKI and leave a comment there. Now go forth and enjoy your holiday season any way you want it.

Episode length: 2:42:48

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After correcting my oversight from the previous episode, we are now up to 27 confirmed numbered listeners! Woo hoo! As much as we all love the number 27, I still want that number to go up. So if you haven’t been assigned a number yet, please LEAVE A COMMENT on this episode and you’ll be assigned one!

This episode was mostly recorded when Carrie and Alex visited Luke in California this month, and is mostly our belated coverage of the events of FuMPFeST 2016. We start off at Chili John’s in Burbank, one of Luke’s favorite places to eat in the city that has been home for everyone from Johnny Carson to Yakko, Wakko, and Dot. We end with a quick recap of some of the other things Luke and Carrie have been up to the past month, which of course includes the TV Series premiere of “Mighty MagiSwords” on Cartoon Network!

After game show geek-traitor Alex Trebek called all nerdcore artists “Losers” on an episode of Jeopardy this week, it put me in the mood to fill this episode full of awesome nerdcore acts as my personal way of saying “Suck it, Trebek!” So buckle in for songs & cameos from the likes of Schaffer The Darklord, Positude, Professor Elemental, Devo Spice, MC Lars, MC Frontalot, mc chris, Beefy, MC Hawking, Richie Branson, Mikal kHill, Sammus, YTCracker, Dual Core, Jesse Dangerously, Mega Ran, Dr. Awkward, & ZeaLouS1. But that’s not all! I have a bunch of other comedy music loaded up for you by the great Luke Ski featuring Carrie Dahlby, TV’s Kyle featuring Lindzilla, Jonathan Coulton, “Weird Al” Yankovic, Worm Quartet, Library Bards, Flat 29, They Might Be Giants, Danny Elfman, BaldBox featuring Possible Oscar, & Consortium Of Genius, some of which is themed for Halloween or the Election, whichever scares you more! oooOOOooo!

Thanks for listening, don’t forget to COMMENT, and please request “I’m Vambre Warrior” by Luke Ski & Carrie Dahlby for “The Dr. Demento Show” along with your email address so it counts for the Top Ten! 😀

Episode length: 3:57:52

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As soon as I finished editing and posting this episode, I came to the website to post it and discovered a whole bunch of comments from people that never got displayed at the website because they were not ‘Approved’, because the site stopped emailing me the notifications that alerted me to their existence and need for approval. So to all the people whose comments didn’t get read, I apologize, and I will read your comments on the next episode, and get your numbers assigned to you. Thanks so much for listening and commenting! 🙂

In this episode, Carrie delves headlong into the world of PokeMon Go, we talk about our “Day Out With Thomas” the Tank Engine, and Luke tells us what he did this summer. We also have a segment recorded live at FuMPFeST 2016 we did in character and in costume as Prohyas and Vambre Warrior from “Mighty MagiSwords”. Our comedy and music tracks this time around are by Steve Goodie, Flobots, Sean Cullen, TV’s Kyle, “Weird Al” Yankovic, Lemon Demon, the great Luke Ski featuring Carrie Dahlby, Mighty MagiSwords, Insane Ian featuring Devo Spice, Nuclear Bubble Wrap, Buckner & Garcia, MC Lars & Spose, Big Daddy, Straight No Chaser, Alex Rasey, Power Salad, The Gomers, The Gothsicles featuring Worm Quartet, Hot Waffles, Art Paul Schlosser, Paul & Storm, The Library Bards, Flight Of The Conchords, & Marc Gunn. Gee, I kinda went crazy with the music here, didn’t I? Well, when it’s 3 months between episodes, it makes me want to load these episodes with even more awesome comedy music. Thanks for listening, and we hope you enjoy the podcast! 🙂

Episode Length: 3:41:54

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You give us 2 months, we’ll give you an episode. This time around we read the massive glut of COMMENTS from all 16 OF OUR LISTENERS! Yes, the numbering of our listeners has begun! If you’d like to get assigned a number and be counted among the over-a-dozen listeners we’ve amassed in the 6+ years we’ve been doing this podcast, then leave a comment here, or call 916-LUKE-SKI and leave a comment on our voice mail line!

We also review Season One of “DC’s Legends Of Tomorrow”, the only TV show Carrie has been able to keep current on amid her busy parenting lifestyle. How much of that has to do with actor Wentworth Miller, we can only speculate. We also get caught up on what we’ve been up to lately, and Carrie invents a new form of hands-free lingerie-mounted Skype device.

This episode’s comedy & music tracks are by The Lonely Island featuring Adam Levine, Christopher Walken, Paul & Storm, Worm Quartet, the Gothsicles, the Four Postmen, the Simpsons, Sudden Death featuring the great Luke Ski and the Nick Atoms, the Arrogant Worms featuring Carrie Dahlby, Game Grumps, and the Consortium Of Genius.

Until next time, we’ll be chillin’. Because, uh, Captain Cold, um, yeah. Reference.

Episode length: 2:18:24

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One does not simply recap MarsCon in a podcast that lasts less than 4 hours long… Well, maybe they do on other podcasts, but not us. I simply don’t have the time to edit things down, because I’m far too busy secretly writing song parodies and coordinating the creation of elaborate costumes, wigs, and props, so as to surprise said MarsCon audiences with such things, as Carrie and I are so pictured here. The primary target of this “Mighty Magiswords” related surprise of course was show-creator and Prohyas-voicer “TV’s Kyle” Carrozza and his epic wife Lindsay Smith, who join us on this podcast to talk all about the big she-bang that went down. The rest of the episode is mostly just Carrie and I recapping MarsCon 2016, inexplicably recorded on holidays again, including Easter, April Fool’s Day, and we’re posting it today which is Dr. Demento’s birthday, which isn’t a national holiday, but should be.

The comedy & music tracks in this episode are by the great Luke Ski featuring Carrie Dahlby, TV’s Kyle, Power Salad, The Frantics, The Gothsicles, Jamie Kennedy & Stu Stone featuring Bob Saget, Tenacious D, Dave Cox, The Consortium Of Genius, Tom Smith, MC Lars, Da Yoopers, Katie Goodman & Soren Kisiel, Melissa Rauch, The Arrogant Worms, and Cobra Starship.

Oh, and one more thing, PLEASE LEAVE US COMMENTS!!! Our past 2 episodes had zero comments, so please leave us some kind of comment so we know that anybody out there is actually listening to this, which I realize in and of itself is a long shot. In any case, hope you enjoy listening to the show as you simply walk into Mordor.

Episode Length: 4:18:30

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